It's Storytime

We all have a story to tell. And this is mine.


im so pro-selfie like there are so many bigger problems in the world than girls who think theyre pretty

one of those problems is girls who dont think theyre pretty

(via hashtagfitnessbitch)

One day it just gets better. There’s no explanation or reason why . You just wake up and you’re not angry anymore.

—Unknown    (via fitness-barbie)

(Source: un--phased, via fitness-barbie)

I hate the feeling when you have to say goodbye to someone you want to spend every minute with.

—Unknown  (via fuckinq)

(Source: picsandquotes, via chaotic-kid)






Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

(via hashtagugly)

You’re allowed to let go of people who give you negative vibes. You’re allowed to choose for yourself. You really are.

—Shanti (via travel-as-a-happy-hippie)

(via monon0ke)


When all you want is to lay under the sheets next to someone, and to feel their warm skin against yours. To hear their heart beat slowly as if they feel safer in that moment then they ever have before. To fall asleep knowing you’ll wake up to their perfect self and adorable sleepy voice the next morning and everything will be okay.

(via monon0ke)